real news.

A few things have come to my attention lately:

NOW That’s what I Call Selling Indie Rock at Wal-Mart, Vol. 1We’re partnering with MTV2, and the focus is going to be Wal-Marts, big box stores, red states, and TV advertising — to really go beyond…. We don’t really expect indie-rock stores to support this record.” -Adam Shore, Vice Records. Don’t shit where you eat, buddy.

HELLO KITTY AIRLINES Insuring a nauseatingly cute flight!

Birkhead is Baby-Daddy! Kind of old news.

Twiggy the Water Skiing Squirrel still adorable

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One response to “real news.

  1. Dustin Meadows!

    Oh, man. The cover of this should feature Cat Power and Stephen Malkmus tag-teaming against Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. Karen O. can be the referee.

    Also, those DNA tests were fixed. Twiggy the Water Skiing Squirrel is the baby’s daddy…Even though Twiggy’s a she…Maybe she’s a shim?

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